More business haiku, from Matthew Mercer.     Sorry no lovely pictures today.

Unreasonable:
amount of power placed in
hands of customers.

One in a hundred
callers complain about me,
but THAT’s still too much

After handouts are
given, they are read aloud
so we _understand_

When the fit hits the
shan, we will all be ready
because of handouts

Restrained glances make
bearing the idiocy
something we can do

Looking at the bun
on the woman’s head, I can
see her years from now

When in a career
you see all around you what
your future looks like

I hide the hand on
which I count syllables when
I’m in a meeting

When I do more than
I’m paid for, it doesn’t make
up for when I don’t

The man on his way
can’t help but laugh- heartedly-
at the silliness..